The New Mayor
Not only did we have problems, here’s all the reasons why Badger didn’t make it home:
1) Because he got arrested for being off leash in 10 state parks, 2 national parks, and 5 national forests. Leah stayed behind to rob banks so she could post bail.
2) Because he drowned in one of 14 bodies of water while he was swimming in America
3) Because he got stuck in quicksand in Temple Bar, Arizona
4) Because he was impaled by so many cactus thorns that we left him in the desert as decoration
5) Because he froze solid in the tent in Death Valley
6) Because he developed icicles on his teeth and couldn’t eat after camping in Arizona
7) Because he broke his leg trying to leap from one motel bed to the other
8 ) Because he became the mayor of Badger, California
9) Because he stayed on Neil Young’s ranch to personally deliver Leah’s CD
10) Because he didn’t want to come home either!
Badger meets his long lost cousin on the beach
