According to 17 – 25 year olds… a random sampling of vital instructions, for anyone out there with a penis, adam’s apple and testosterone flowing thru their veins!
For some reason google image search for man reveals this Saved by the Bell relic first.
In response to the question “What does it mean to be a real man?”, I received the following from the guys in the class:
“To be a man first of all you need a penis, an adam’s apple and testosterone.”
See, I told you so!
Thanks to the Viagra website for this sampling of men who cannot sustain their erections.
“To be a man is to be able to take all the risks for your family. A real man is not emotional and does not cry.”
And here you thought gender stereotyping was dead! Read on…!
“Men are really simple because they usually don’t care about small things. Men care about what is important in life and not about small details like women do.”
Women are genetically wired to be concerned foremost with what is unimportant.
“A man is usually muscular and is able to protect the ladies”
Here he is, a real man protecting ALL his ladies. Thanks to www.faisalkutty.com
“Women are more complicated than men and tend to avoid simplicity.”
“To be a man means, in our society, that you have to be your own master, make your own decisions, try to control all the women you’re in a relationship with and be big and strong.”
Damn, controlling all those women must be a real strain…
“Being a man means that you have to be rugged, grow a beard, and enjoy sports”
“We may try to hide it, but men are all secretly emotional rollercoasters”
And from the women in the class:
“Men are wild dogs. From the day they hit puberty and discover their erect penis, they prey on women of all ages and think about coitus all day long and every single day for the rest of their lives. They hump like dogs. They moan like whales until we, women, bring them freshly cooked food. They follow pretty women around like wiggly tailed puppies following their new master. Their penis always runs ahead of them first.”
wiggly tailed indeed...
And finally, one young woman’s nightmare:
“You will never guess what happened to me: I woke up with an erect manhood this morning. No kidding. It was sticking out of my own body. And where are my small asian breasts? What’s up with these hairy caveman legs? Hell, NO. I want to be able to wear dresses and put on make up just like I do every day to piss off my boyfriend and make him jealous and make myself happy. I was happy to sit down and pee. I don’t want to play aim and score at the toilet bowl by moving a freaking stick in my hand! This must be a nightmare… this has to be a nightmare…”
