Putz Page

Along with friendly, crazy, generous, happy, cool people, we often meet entertainingly strange and / or irritating people on the road. We figure they deserved to be mentioned too! So here they are, in no particular order:

Wild Billy Bob Banana Man
Cocky Eyes-Bugging-Out-Of-His-Head Fast-talking Man
Cat Piss Deliverance Man
Deer-eyed Catty Woman
Deeply Confused Do-You-Actually-Work-Here? Music Store Boy
Sled All-I-Want-To-Do-Is-Talk-about-Myself Head
Round-headed High-Pitched-Voice Dude
Super Nerdy Bow-Tied Ballroom Dancing Little Moustache Man
Gap toothed beauty with the evil eye
Black haired Queen of the Witches
Rock’n'Roll Acid Hippie
Miss Priss Got Up ‘N’ Left
Space Invading Snaggle Tooth Man

Straight from Austin, Texas:
Professor Snorts-a-Lot
(aka Bar Mirror Narcissus)
Arms Up, Hips Forward Icky Grinding Man

From the Floridian Highway:
12 Year Old Mustang Driving Highway Kisser

And from the land of Arizona:
Mr. Buy My Stolen Ladies Shoes Man
The Badly Disguised Drug Dealers Next Door
Raunchy Demanding Sucking-her-own-tit Woman
Fakely open-minded Conservative Stick Twig Lady

And STILL our personal favourite:

Drunken Adoring Fan Man