Well our Great American Roadtrip is rounding out to its close… we’re way up north and almost come full circle. Here are the last quotable bits of nonsense from the road:
When it’s so cold you are wearing socks on your hands, you may need to ask:
“Have you seen my flippers?”
The oddness of the male species who in the middle of a relationships says:
“Well, it’s apparent that you’ve moved on…”
When the fly blows off your tent in the middle of the night, you may utter:
“I feel so exposed…”
How to seduce women when you pull up in the car next to them (only works in the 18 year old mind):
“Huuuuunh!!!!” (make a loud noise)
(then break into dance moves with your arms, hands balled into fists)
Crazy woman in the gas station:
“Are there nail clippers? I wanted nail clippers. I saw them over there… but sometimes I don’t know what I’m looking at.”
Thinking outloud:
“I’ve got an ingrown noise hair.”
Late 40′s male in the gas station:
“Maybe I’ll go get me one of those hot 21 year old girls.”
(pause for thought)
“Nah, I’d pro’ly end up with a heart attack.”
Just a thought:
“I think I’m dying of fear inhalation”
In a Berkeley diner:
“Could you please put that worm away now?”
Alberta should declare a new weapon of mass destruction:
Badger’s Breath of Death
Leah on relationships:
“What does he think I am, some kind of walking valium pill?”
