Ever since the loss of Helen (the aloe vera), our GPS voice, Daniel, has taken a turn for the worse.
He keeps leading us onto gravel roads, taking indirect routes and mispronouncing the street names so badly that we are perpetually lost. Now we realize it is simply because he is mourning the loss of dear Helen.
Indeed, this is further proof that they were having an illicit affair anytime we weren’t present in the car. We tried to ask Badger about the scandal, but he is having trouble speaking English the last couple of days.
In fact, Daniel’s feelings for Helen are so strong that yesterday he led us 2 miles down “Ruined Road”. Today, he instructed us to “navigate off road”. Had we listened to him we would have landed 8000 feet in the valley below. We are worried that he way be slipping into a serious depression.
Navigate off road? Not way up here!!!
Poor Daniel. We hope he will come to grips with Helen’s disappearance soon. Or we may have to switch to another voice…
Ok, Daniel,
Helen’s Mom had another Baby, you can Name Her, She was born IN Denali National Park & Preserve, Maybe her name should be “Denali ” which is native for the ” Great One “, though if you like maybe the next time I cross paths with Leah, Monika, Badger and Daniel I can give you the Aloe Vera. Helens sister. Enjoy the rest of the Tour with the man sites of nature to see and explore on your Tour.
Take Care,
Scott