Posts from ‘November, 2009’

Oh how I’d like to be a seal lay around on the beach with my seal friends and do nothing Itch my chin when I get bored or feel a fly Stick my nose up in the air once in awhile have a little roar a little murmured conversation tell a secret to a friend [...]

We were in Fresno for the last couple days and I hate to tell you but Fresno has not one single redeemable quality to seperate it from the rest of the squalid world. Haha, just kidding. The rest of the world isn’t squalid. But seriously, there is nothing of note in Fresno. The only imaginable [...]

Only we could manage to freeze in the hottest place on Earth. We’re just special that way So we left Vegas and made a desert pilgrimage to the holy land of Death Valley. I’m starting to think that Leah is some sort of lizard woman: doesn’t drink much water and loves a desert of any [...]

Our second contest was a success! We would like to take a moment to announce the contest winner: Mike from Calgary! If you have no idea what I’m talking about, check out the post here. The prize??????? The chance to appear in Leah Marie King’s next music video Why did he win? Because he came [...]

The funny thing about my last post about Las Vegas is that we had a heck of a lot fun there. It’s difficult NOT to have fun in Vegas. So yes, while recognizing all the fakery and the illusion rampant all over the place, we also joined the crowd and became Las Vegas zombies for [...]

Las Vegas. This place is a celebration of the all the materialistic tendencies of Western culture. It’s the wailing baby of capitalism and popular culture. And with the utmost respect (and with apologies to my sensitive readers), this is America’s ultimate act of masturbation. If the obvious search for wealth doesn’t bring people here, then [...]

We made it to Vegas! Just returned from walking down the Strip for the first time. All my brain can currently transmit to you is: lights people construction cars ding ding ding goes the slot machine whirly whirly whirly goes the other slot machine people staring blankly at whirling screens scantily clad women dangling off [...]

We have been in a constant state of mourning since Helen’s loss in Santa Fe. For the new readers, that’s our precious Aloe Vera plant who had been travelling with us since Helena, Montana. But recently there has appeared a light of hope. Two lights in fact. Living organisms to share the air in the [...]

What the heck have those two girls been doing in Tucson for so long? What are those two broads up to? Is that what you’re wondering? I’m starting to wonder too! What HAVE we been doing? I’ll get around to telling you. Shortly. For many of you, one week goes by in a flash. You [...]

The Great American Roadtrip yields more funny signage. Here is our most recent collection.